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  Copyright © 2012 by Michael Teitelbaum and Jonathan Apple

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file. ISBN: 978-1-62087-182-9

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  THE VERY

  HUNGRY

  ZOMBIE

  A Parody

  written by

  Michael Teitelbaum

  illustrated by

  Jon Apple

  Skyhorse Publishing

  A blood-red moon shown down on a corpse that lay rotting beneath the ground.

  At the crack of dawn, on a Sunday morning, out of a grave crawled a horrifically hungry zombie.

  He started to hunt for fresh, juicy humans to snack on.

  On Monday he devoured one astronaut. But he found himself in a gaseous atmosphere.

  On Tuesday he chewed through two party clowns. But they tasted kind of funny.

  On Wednesday he gnawed on three football players. But he found them tough and gritty.

  On Thursday he gobbled up four professional wrestlers. But he couldn't get a choke hold on his hunger.

  On Friday he chomped on five rock stars. But he got a terrible case of the munchies.

  On Saturday he nibbled on

  That night he passed out, face down, on a mound of corpses!

  When Sunday came around again, the zombie ate a humongous, slimy pile of gooey, chewy brains.

  Finally, he felt full.

  He climbed back into his grave and took a long nap. Then he thrust his hand up through the soil, clawed his way out, and...

  THAT'S WHEN THE REAL NIGHTMARE BEGAN!

 

 

  Michael Teitelbaum, Very Hungry Zombie

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